May 2013
“This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....”
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via atheography)
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
“You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong...”
– Unknown (via queenof-lowerchelsea)
“Your hands in your hair
and your breathing is quickened,
I am here with you.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
“I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras...”
– my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.
I love that little girl.
(via marrymejasonsegel)
Best idea.
(via shakethecobwebs)
I wanna go
(via godricsgirl)
LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!
(via mojoflower)
I need this in my life right now.
(via firewordsparkler)
I want to be a cat mom SO BADLY
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome...
“The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...”
– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials
(via jumblejo)
pumpernicklefagbag:
ragehappystolemysleep:
harrystylesnickgrimshaw:
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
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“I want to feel you
warmed from the early sunlight
and fresh from your sleep.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
Watch
You know you’re in love when, after almost a year, you see a picture of you significant other and still get butterflies <3
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atheography:
“Wait, how did your glass refill?”
#drunkenough
“Men never ask what they should call women’s pain, so they call us crazy. They...”
– “What Should We Call Girl Pain?” by Safy Hallan Farah
egg-rolls:
omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
