Simply Meant To Be: Archive

“(226): This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of...”

Sep 30th

“(925): I’m masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you...”

– While this is from my area code, I can assure you this was not me…

Sep 30th

Boys are dumb.

Just sayin’

Sep 30th

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“Disclaimer: Due to the need for the University to be politically correct in...”

– Let’s have a racially inappropriate school function.

Sep 30th

“Go ducks! Eugene smokes the trees daily!”

– We will beat Stanford on Saturday :]

Sep 30th

Sep 29th

Homesick.

I have never been homesick in my life. I don’t suppose I actually miss San Ramon or living with my parents in that claustrophobic house. I’ve been thinking a lot about the concept of ‘home’ lately. What constitutes a ‘home’? Is it just the place in which you live? Or is it something else? Do I miss the place, or the people, or the feelings? I really feel like...

Sep 29th

249 notes

Sep 28th

104 notes

Joey Chestnut.

(404): What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.

Sep 27th

71 notes

FUCK YEAH

I GOT MY TICKET. THAT WAS THE SINGLE MOST STRESSFUL 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE. SUNDAY NIGHT TRADITION WITH THESE BROS XD

Sep 27th

dude.

I’m such a bro ho. I’m chillin’ in this guy’s dorm with a bunch of dudes waiting for football tickets online and we’re gonna watch Animal House afterward. shit breh.

Sep 27th

I feel like I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since I got here. Maybe my bed is just shitty. Maybe my sleep schedule is ALREADY fucked. Welcome to college?

Sep 27th

721 notes

Sep 27th

18,806 notes

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to...”

– Albus Dumbledore (via twloha)

Sep 27th

738 notes

College?

Fuck yeah college :D

Sep 26th

Auditioning for two a capella groups next weekend! Cross your fingers for me! It would be INCREDIBLE if I got in!!!

Sep 25th

Oh wow.

I’m about to look like a MAJOR freshman. I gotta go find where all my classes are which requires walking around with a map. Wish me luck.

Sep 25th

(630): And then she was like, “don’t do anything. No blow jobs, don’t let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs.”

Sep 25th

(910): You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said “who are you? Al Gore?” Favorite (630): Would the plural word for douche be deese? “Look at these deese bags”? (1-630): Are you high? (864): We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other’s vaginal lips sing the songs....

Sep 25th

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I hate to say I told you so...

The heels ended up being a bad choice. But. Fun times were had. I love boys who act all cool but end up being really charming :P College. <3

Sep 25th

I hope to god...

I look attractive and not ridiculous. Tonight is the first night I’ve actually tried to dress right for a party. Gah.

Sep 25th

It's like TFLN in real life

Things I remember about last night: -walking fuck forever to get to the house -roommate shots with Chelsea -really loud electronic music -repeating my name 800 times for drunk frat boys -observing outfit choices and appropriate frat party attire Things I don’t remember: -How the fuck I climbed four flights of stairs -How a large amount of water ended up in my shoes -Anyone’s...

Sep 24th

I think I figured out what I want to be.

A sex scientist. No really. It’s legit. http://www.sexscience.org/ How cool would that be?

Sep 23rd