(226): This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of...
(925): I’m masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you...– While this is from my area code, I can assure you this was not me…
Boys are dumb.
Disclaimer: Due to the need for the University to be politically correct in...– Let’s have a racially inappropriate school function.
Go ducks! Eugene smokes the trees daily!– We will beat Stanford on Saturday :]
I have never been homesick in my life. I don’t suppose I actually miss San Ramon or living with my parents in that claustrophobic house. I’ve been thinking a lot about the concept of ‘home’ lately. What constitutes a ‘home’? Is it just the place in which you live? Or is it something else? Do I miss the place, or the people, or the feelings? I really feel like...
(404): What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I GOT MY TICKET. THAT WAS THE SINGLE MOST STRESSFUL 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE. SUNDAY NIGHT TRADITION WITH THESE BROS XD
I’m such a bro ho. I’m chillin’ in this guy’s dorm with a bunch of dudes waiting for football tickets online and we’re gonna watch Animal House afterward. shit breh.
I feel like I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since I got here. Maybe my bed is just shitty. Maybe my sleep schedule is ALREADY fucked. Welcome to college?
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to...– Albus Dumbledore (via twloha)
Fuck yeah college :D
Auditioning for two a capella groups next weekend! Cross your fingers for me! It would be INCREDIBLE if I got in!!!
I’m about to look like a MAJOR freshman. I gotta go find where all my classes are which requires walking around with a map. Wish me luck.
(630): And then she was like, “don’t do anything. No blow jobs, don’t let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs.”
(910): You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said “who are you? Al Gore?” Favorite (630): Would the plural word for douche be deese? “Look at these deese bags”? (1-630): Are you high? (864): We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other’s vaginal lips sing the songs....
I hate to say I told you so...
The heels ended up being a bad choice. But. Fun times were had. I love boys who act all cool but end up being really charming :P College. <3
I hope to god...
I look attractive and not ridiculous. Tonight is the first night I’ve actually tried to dress right for a party. Gah.
It's like TFLN in real life
Things I remember about last night: -walking fuck forever to get to the house -roommate shots with Chelsea -really loud electronic music -repeating my name 800 times for drunk frat boys -observing outfit choices and appropriate frat party attire Things I don’t remember: -How the fuck I climbed four flights of stairs -How a large amount of water ended up in my shoes -Anyone’s...
I think I figured out what I want to be.
A sex scientist. No really. It’s legit. http://www.sexscience.org/ How cool would that be?
Day 29- In this past month, what have you learned
Things really do have a way of working themselves out.
just figured out another bit of tumblr. you can ask me questions nao :D
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
I love this website. I want everything :3 http://www.fredflare.com/customer/home.php?cat=252&orderby&all=true thanks Rowan :D
I disagree with you but I’m pretty sure you’re not Hitler.– Jon Stewart
Happy Fun Times
Kristina and I are crafty mother fuckers. We are going to be up snippin’ and snappin’ and sewin’ all night long. :3