March 2011
temperature: 93.4
normal? I don’t think so. help me. I’m dying.
food poisoning is the worst possible form of death
kill me
Elizabeth Taylor Was Late to Her Own Funeral
The service was scheduled to begin at 2 PM but at Miss Taylor’s request started late. Miss Taylor had left instructions that it was to begin at least 15 minutes later than publicly scheduled, with the announcement, ‘She even wanted to be late for her own funeral.’
the classiest woman there ever was. fashionably late to her own funeral.
Harry taught me how the brackets work for March...
it took an hour and a half and my brain hurts. basketball is srs bsns.
I've had this song stuck in my head for over an...
It’s Keyboard Cat.
T_T
“Because I am a man and will never be pregnant myself or have that decision to...”
– Keep your Boehner out of my Uterus!: TX Republican Rep. Jeff Wentworth’s reasons for voting against TX sonogram bill (via informate)
Wow. A Republican said this. A REPUBLICAN.
(via stfuhypocrisy)
thewaronchristianity-deactivate asked: LOL TRASH GIRL ;ALKVJ;SLDKJF
I vaguely remember hearing about this. Never gets old.
I vaguely remember hearing about this. Never gets old.
Everything I think and everything I do is wrong.
I’m just totally clueless
Clueless.
I sincerely forgot how much this movie rules.
Tis mah burfday :3
girlargueswithtree:
19 is a pretty pointless age lol
Refuse to acknowledge aging. Stay child forever.
<3
“There are so many congressmen in my uterus right now, I’m not even sure a fetus...”
– Lizard Breath, a commenter on Shakesville’s “The GOP War on Uteri” post today. (via keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus)
Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly...
beauxregard:
whereismymind—:
cinzz:
hasnt-even-heardofpigfarts:
chudleycannon:
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
Oh my...
This is from one of the wings of my building.
(503): Guys, I’m sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON’T FORGET. I will be trapped
Quixotic-foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals;especially : marked by rash lofty romantic ideas or extravagantly chivalrous action
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
Eating KD for the first time since ever. I am...
this is life →
If everyone hates Rebecca Black so much, WHY DO...
“I didn’t wear green today. But I listened to Flogging Molly so I hope that...”
– my dad
things-will-get-better asked: Hi, I'm making an Advice blog. Its for anybody whose, Never felt good enough, though they weren't beautiful/handsome, always get picked on for not looking/acting a certain way... Anyone who doesn't feel appreciated.... or have though about self mutilation or harming themselves in any-way, I try my best to help people based on personal experiences, I'm hoping i could make i...
buriedinspace asked: http://barefootandstoned.tumblr.com/post/3695714563
“The Sagittarian woman is strong and independent. Guys with mother issues should...”
– The Diagram Group and James Napoli (via everythingsagittarius)
Do Want →
Please just be okay.
“Telling someone they can’t get married is not going to make them any less gay.”
– A 96 year old woman doing an IAMA on Reddit. (via charliemai)
