June 2011
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girlargueswithtree replied to your post: omg so somehow I ended up on Amanda Packer’s page (which is weird bc I thought I unfriended her and it made me mad that most of her pictures had booze in them but Ari Vared chastised me for saying “douche canoe” but who cares whatever Jew camp) and I was flipping through her pictures and there was a picture of Danny Stein and I immediately looked at...
girlargueswithtree asked: omg so
somehow I ended up on Amanda Packer's page (which is weird bc I thought I unfriended her and it made me mad that most of her pictures had booze in them but Ari Vared chastised me for saying "douche canoe" but who cares whatever Jew camp) and I was flipping through her pictures and there was a picture of Danny Stein and I immediately looked at his crotch
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somehow I ended up on Amanda Packer's page (which is weird bc I thought I unfriended her and it made me mad that most of her pictures had booze in them but Ari Vared chastised me for saying "douche canoe" but who cares whatever Jew camp) and I was flipping through her pictures and there was a picture of Danny Stein and I immediately looked at his crotch
You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy...
– Oscar Wilde (via kari-shma)
My liver hates me.
And rightfully so. Ugh.
Accidental Lesbianism: girlargueswithtree: Why I... →
girlargueswithtree:
Why I Hate Reading Maps by Gabriel Gadfly
itsallfine:
I have unrolled a map onto my kitchen table and put one finger where you are and another where I am.
The space between is only inches. That close, I could feel you breathing. I could reach out and run…
Obsession
I cannot stop watching “Say Yes to the Dress”. There are so many women who go into dress shopping so unprepared. I know exactly what I’d tell them.
I am skinny and short. Really short. Most things don’t fit because they either fit my waist and not my hips or my boobs and not my waist. Long dresses have never looked good on me so that’s the first challenge. I...
Having a teenage brother is just too weird for me...
The bathroom smells like axe.
whut?
When all is said and done, more is said than done.
– Lou Holtz (via kari-shma)
I think I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder.
I hate that I think that and it freaks me out that I might be a hypochondriac but that makes me think that I have it even more. And I really don’t want to take drugs to help it because for some reason I hate having to be dependent on drugs, even though I take allergy pills and such so I don’t die in Spring. I don’t know. I stress about everything all the time for no reason. My...
girlargueswithtree:
beauxregard:
Uterus, you stop that RIGHT NOW.
UTERUS PARTY
you guys too? how is it we are STILL synchronized when we are across the country from each other? BEST FRIENDS!!! xD
consulting-criminal:
lupinstimeofthemonth:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II - THE FINAL TRAILER
SHAKING AND CRYING
EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE
GETTING CHILLS OMG
time to start re-reading and re-watching…
I think I’m going to try this really intensely science based term and see if I don’t fail/go insane. If I do I’m saying fuck it and becoming a psych major/business minor and going to pastry school.
I’ll make more money if I go to pharm school, but I think I’ll be happier if I go to pastry school. My mom told me today if I go to pharm school she’d need to get a...
Fuck yeah, medical stuff!: 20 Parts of Your Body... →
fuckyeahmedicalstuff:
1. VOMERONASAL ORGAN (VNO), or Jacobson’s organ: a tiny hole on each side of the nasal bridge that is considered to be connected to nonfunctional chemical receptors. Could be all that is left from our once great ability to detect pheromones. 2. EXTRINSIC EAR MUSCLES: These three muscles most…
Today is the six year anniversary of my...
Christ I’m old.
Realization
I fucking hate a lot of people that used to mean something to me. I can name less than ten people I would like to see this summer. I just want a job. I want something to keep me busy. It hasn’t even been a week and I’m going stir crazy. I don’t want to be here anymore. I just want to go back to school and not have to deal with all this bullshit.
got a new phone
touch screen. I like it.
still trying to figure out how it works. I’m so technology impaired. ugh
Jobs!
I have finished filling out applications for ShamPooches, Michael’s, Victoria’s Secret, Love Culture, and Kara’s Cupcakes. I have an interview for Magic Princess on Wednesday :] I’m so excited. I need to dress up like a fairy princess for my interview and read a kid’s book. Anyone have any suggestions for my hair, makeup, costume, or a story?
you give me panic attacks
Three things
wtf is up with tumblr? what is this new theme-y thing? I do not like it Sam I Am
also I’m home. Saw my brother graduate 8th grade. The kid is as tall as me. what is this nonsense?
I’m applying to work as a princess at kids parties!!!! PRINCESSSSSS